One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
My life is pants optional.
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