I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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