But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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