Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
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