he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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