I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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