well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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