THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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