Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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