if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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