I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Im part way to drunk.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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