i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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