Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
smell my finger.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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