im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
