Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
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Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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