You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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