Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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