whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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