What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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