I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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