either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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