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Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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