two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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