Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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