i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish i was in the wii world.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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