Four minutes until I can fart!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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