I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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