Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
