Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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