I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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