No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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