i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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