This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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