very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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