I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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