I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
3pm strippers are depressing
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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