I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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