Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
