Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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