Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
her vagine was all disorganized.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize