Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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