Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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