Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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