Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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