doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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