bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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Are we still banned from the library?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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