that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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