the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
