Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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