Please, let me fuck your mom
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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