I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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