gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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