how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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