Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
