im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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