OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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