This girl is more easily done than said...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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